Thoughts on paper… No wifi in the plane dude

Thoughts on paper… No wifi in the plane dude


Membeli Soto (Buying Soto)

Pada suatu siang yang cerah (on a bright day), Elle dan Ibunya hendak makan siang (Elle and her mom wants to eat lunch).
Elle: mami, elle pesen soto ya
Mami: yaudah mami juga (panggil mbaknya)
Elle: Mbak, sotonya dua ya
Mbak: WINNNNN SOTONYA DUAAAA, DUAA YA WINNN
== 5 menit kemudian==
Mami: pesen siomay juga ya, mbak sio may satu ya
Mbak: WINNNN SIO MAY SATU YAA
Elle: minum es jeruk ya
Mami: Mbak es jeruk dua, gak pake gula ya
Mbak: WIN! ES JERUK DUA WIN, GA PAKE GULA YAA!!
== tamu laen pesen-pesen makanan=
Mbak: WIN SATE SATU..... WIINNNNN, WINNIIIII ES CAMPUR SATU, WINNNNNNNN ADA YG MAU BAYAR
and the whole time, I've never even seen si win even once =_= gila aj, semuanya panggil si win.

Reflections: on my new pair of glasses

Learnt something new today, apparently I have to say “I’m getting new glasses” not “I’m making new glasses”…it makes sense in my head somehow.

Anyway, I got my new glasses, and OH GOD, the whole world looks crystal clear. I guess  adding 100 correction on each lens makes a pretty significant difference. Now this explains why I’ve been crashing into corners of chairs and bed and random objects. I couldnt bloody see them goddamit. Ahh finally….

===5 minutes later===

CRASH

f…. maybe I AM just careless


Reflections: on first time interning

Never did I imagine that I would bring chaos to my internship place. (I’m sorry Blue Season Bali). I’m supposed to be a very shy person goddammit. I swear its the sun..and…and the jellies!!

Within one month there, I broke 2 (instrutor’s) regulators, accumulated countless beer fines (which I’ve never came round to pay O_o), got thrown in the pool at 6 am, made a family tree, spread jelly addiction, forgot my kit once, pissed off the boss on a daily basis, annoy everybody else…hmm what else… oh yeah, got electrocuted and stranded once.. maybe I’ll come round to elaborating in detail. And I lived in front of a brothel for a month- most of the time without knowing that I was. Until I woke up finding a creepy guy, right in front of my door. Right. In. Front.


[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

We are the stupid sisters. Tulamben- Bali, 2011


Reflections: on stupidity

2 months ago, me and 3 others were training Wu Shu in Henan Province, China. Me and another friend self elected our selves as the Baka Rangers (Stupid Rangers). Last month, me and yet another friend called ourselves the Stupid Sistas.

I think its really telling me something if everywhere I go, I’ve acquired some form of stupidity.

Hmm…. =____=


Q
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
A

a tank banger.